Let's Listen to Fuckboy Rap
This is the only Nettspend song I fw. In this post I will expose you to cloud rap, teenage hyperpop, drillnb, and the most hilarious fuckboy fail in all of modern underground rap.
Nettspend
That introduction video was Nettspend. I don't have a lot to say about this guy because most of his stuff is a pass for me. If he sounded like this every time, I would get the appeal a little more.
Shine
This is called Pluggnb
Fair warning to keep it in your pants, ladies. At the time of release (2022), Shine was definitely still a minor. I'm pretty sure he's over 18 now. He's very good, but there is an awkwardness to how early he started his music career and you can tell he's self conscious about that.
Lil Tjay
I just want to point out that compared to everyone else on this list, Tjay is the only real nigga. He's been shot up with entire clips and survived, dropping tracks from a hospital bed.
Every time I think about Pluggnb, I have to think about Drillnb, which brings me to Lil Tjay. Simply put, this guy is best in class. He brings a vibe to drill music that Jamaican singers bring to dancehall tracks. He is the most talented front man in New York Drill. Period.
Drain Gang
Obligatory: I would not be here today posting about fuckboy rap if not for Bladee. It would be too easy to make an entire post like this derail into draining. We have an entire thread about Sad Boys and Drain Gang on the board if that's your thing. Anyone who was even slightly interested in reading this article has had the opportunity to look into these groups just from infamy.
Bladee did an interview recently which isn't common for him. His modern fan base can be slightly annoying but he remains a down to Earth guy where it counts.
Sematary
I know what you're thinking. Sem, he doesn't belong on this list. I know, he absolutely doesn't. But he made the attempt at doing a fuckboy song so we have to include him so we can point and laugh.
Sem, if you're reading this: I love you; you're a ground breaking producer. But you have too much school shooter energy to pull off a fuckboy track like this. Please never attempt this again. And for the love of God, quit the dope or at least quit making songs about it.